- An official certificate with your custom nickname to place on your mantel or in your cubicle.
- A short, detailed letter explaining how your custom nickname was chosen.
- A “Hello, My Name Is…” sticker with your custom nickname on it to wear proudly and to help it catch on with others.
- The validation and sense of self-worth that only the perfect nickname can bring.
- Shipping anywhere in the United States.
In addition to their unbounded creativity, the staff of Custom Nickname utilizes literary and pop culture references, hip hop lingo, encyclopedic knowledge of rare plants and animals, American Indian lore, copious amounts of alcohol and the occasional outside consultant to come up with totally awesome nicknames. When stumped, they break out their Ouija Board and consult the spirits that reside on the ethereal plane.